Metal As Fukk Uses Of Lasers

Don’t fukk with the most metal form of light…

Knocking Cruise Missiles out of a Persian Sky


Removing gang tats after getting jumped out for fukkin’ up a drive-by


Pissing off geriatric Paul Stanley mid-flying-douche Rant

Literally shredding the fukk out of metal


Reshaping corneas so Cougars can see exactly how much Botox they need after their SprayTan


Rejuvenating a delicate flower that’s been ridden a bit too hard for the past few decades


Blasting the Fukk out of rebels


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