While grainy footage of Johnny Carson’s 10 inch dong was being auctioned off to the highest bidder, we unearthed some lesser known fuckkin’ gems.
Captain Farquhar Ab Hamid of Flight 370 & A Delta Gamma Sister studying abroad at the University of Kuala Lumpur
“Hell yes I’ll meet you back in the coach bathroom! When I press this button, the plane just flies itself! SPRING BREAK FOREVER!”
LiLo & Screech
Lindsay Lohan and Dustin Diamond will do ANYTHING to get back into the spotlight. “Hey Mr. Belding, what does chlamidya taste like?”
Richard Reid (The Shoe Bomber) & Dzhokhar Tsarenev (The Marathon Bomber)
In GitMo, it’s not considered prison rape if you cuddle after. Plus their chemistry was… explosive.